Wednesday, 9 September 2009

"All My Fault"

The suffocation of the bearded man
The beautician and his dry wipe marker pen, and give a thought to Poo Girl
Have come to fruition because of a trawler man fishing for wellington boots
The Wakey lads, Liam, Danny, Dave and Lee will not escape either
This morning I might just jinx the stereo
Whilst Sambuca, Jaegermeister, Beer and Lambrini flows
And if you meet Harry Bowman don’t offer him sun cream for his skin tone
Just remember Jack needs his shoes back before he starts his next show

We’ve got ten more trips to accomplish
MKM bags filled with our sweat
And Ewan’s parked another week away
Just call upon the said quotation

We’ll just blister in the celebration whilst we dance to the good nights
And we’ll sing all of our goodbyes before it becomes daylight
But it certainly wasn’t all my fault
I had all my good friends to help me out

No it certainly wasn’t all my fault
I had all my best mates to help me out


David Laley and Stephen "Captain Slow" Caines (opening line) September 2009

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